Quite the looker...

Wow! She looks stunning in this ensemble!

Couldn't have styled it better myself....

ORGANIZE OR DIE, BITCH!

I have to say, I have felt this way towards the MTA quite often. Yet, I never thought it would be their own slogan! Practice what you preach, assholes!

Helmet Head

Electric......Feel...?

Wow, Tyrone! That bolt in your mohawk is so fly!

And that chinstrap totally shows off your sexy sharp jawline!

What? What's that?

No! It doesn't accentuate your obesity at all!

Why would you ever think that?

"FANCY BOYS"

I love me some fancy boys as well!

But this looks like there was WAY too much effort involved in creating this.

Not to mention the potential for death and disease.

Couldn't have said it better...

I hope she don't get shot at...

... cause she ain't got no weave to stop that bullet!